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How Disney Movies Ruined My Life (And Made Me Sarcastic AF)

How Disney Movies Ruined My Life (And Made Me Sarcastic AF)

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Vida Valdes
Feb 05, 2025
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Gather ‘round, folks, because today, we’re diving into the dark origins of Disney movies—the reason I’m a sarcastic, skeptical, and slightly unhinged adult. You see, Disney didn’t just create magical fairy tales; it created a generation of people like me who use sarcasm as a coping mechanism. So, let’s go back in time to where it all began.

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